20 Worst Tattoos For Men | Stupid Idiots

<h3 style="text-align: center;" class="post-title entry-title"> 20 Worst Tattoos For Men | Stupid Idiots </h3><div> </div><div style="text-align: justify;" class="post-header"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><em>We’re not sure why guys get elaborate, over-the-top tattoos (like these 5 Crazy Ronald Regan Tattoos). We just know the people who get them have serious issues we don’t even want to know about (especially, if you got this Patrick Swayze tattoo). That reminds us, we should call our parents. Check out the <strong>20 Tattoos You Don’t Want To Get (If You’re A Guy).</strong></em></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>20. The One that Makes You Look Like Skeletor</strong><br /> Needless to say, this man’s dream of becoming a grade school teacher ended the day he picked out this tattoo design. On the bright side, at least he knows what his Halloween costume will be for the rest of his life.</p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" height="289" src="http://www.uncoached.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/amazing_tattoos_10.jpg" width="500" /></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>19. The One That’s Sure To Get You Pulled Out Of Line At Airport Security</strong><br /> Nothing irks us more than being subject to extra security at the airport. But, if you’re sporting Osama Bin Laden ink, you have no one to blame but yourself… and the infidel American dogs</p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" height="322" src="http://izismile.com/img/img2/20090429/tattoos_03.jpg" width="500" /></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>18. The One That Makes The Back Of Your Head Look Like David Crosby</strong><br /> As “interesting” as we think this tattoo is, we prefer tattoos that make the backs of people’s heads look like Stephen Stills or Graham Nash.</p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" src="http://www.jonco48.com/blog/eyes_s.jpg" style="width: 501px; height: 553px;" /></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>17. The One That Makes Your Naval Look Like A Cat’s Rectum</strong><br /> There are bad ideas, there are really bad ideas and then there’s this guy. Spending time and money to have this rendered onto you stomach illustrates just how enamored this guy is with the feline poop shoot.</p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>16. The One That Looks Like A Heavy Metal Album Cover</strong><br /> We’ve always wondered what Hell looked like. Now, thanks to this one man’s back, we feel like we’ve got a clear image. Thanks freaky, crazy dude.</p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTsltZtjWw_v7ct9SvLAVxUVqH2zFXGQrzsFHc76XTWaPEVNIVpmEGGLUI1_i2QiAqj5rD6P-_N4aGu_RwqeJQ4rRbvZZUj_bjKiwkcnPG_R7R3Ov4D2f4ZLNGzh-BOvEK40kD3ReyXz4/s400/1.jpg" style="width: 479px; height: 587px;" /></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>15. The One That Proves You’re A Good Catholic</strong><br /> Your grandmother can talk all she wants about how many Rosaries she’s said in the last week, but until she gets some papal ink, you’re the one on God’s good side.</p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" src="http://www.zhippo.com/StudioOneTattooHOSTED/images/gallery/medium%2FJohn-Paul_Tattoo_L.jpg" style="width: 494px; height: 657px;" /></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>14. The One That Makes A Dead Loved One Look Like A Witch</strong><br /> It’s tough when a loved one dies. It’s even tougher when said loved one has to spend the rest of your life looking like a witch that lives on your shoulder.</p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" height="326" src="http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n302/trailofpen/ugly-tattoo.jpg" width="486" /></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>13. The One That Answers The Question Of Whether Or Not You Believe In Aliens</strong><br /> Based on this tattoo, we know one thing. There are plenty of unintelligent life forms here at home.</p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2qgApd_wmEdCqKz8SMUBXCuFqDjp9n634t55a8gH6zolT2Tw0JaFVSmarBAG48YEtI0tOsA0EHSr16FZqkaQigDzNad9l9ePEkpQ_aGKgPL4k8vMXTyT0CzzGbctvASoA8ra-_zgl-yDR/s400/tattoo-4.jpg" style="width: 509px; height: 754px;" /></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>12. The One That Depicts Your Head As A Grand Slam Breakfast</strong><br /> We love a greasy, diner breakfast as much as anyone, but at no point in time have we ever thought that breakfast should find permanent residence on the top of our heads.</p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" src="http://www.pophangover.com/images/food-tattoo-12.jpg" style="width: 518px; height: 745px;" /></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>11. The One That Clearly Outlines Your Priorities</strong><br /> Some people have a hard time getting their priorities in order. Others are so certain about them they have them painted into their back flesh. Daughter Courtney must be very proud to have beaten out America and “Star Wars” for the top spot.</p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAlPL0dM_Y4sYlQ0ATnoUPN4GRQK0MohYzq8HWQMpoVGN_l-bhAHRvz1R_YT-STcHsAdUgaK2vaFpNpx-OdgB_RUhmaMJBtDB4UJzmguhl-qA-gR6pvVr2UvPqjVWs9OWNfUji3mv5YIYh/s400/tattoo.jpg" style="width: 511px; height: 589px;" /></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>10. The One that Shows The World Hulkamania Isn’t Dead</strong><br /> “Whatcha gonna do, brother… when Hulkamania runs wild all over your pale, doughy, sorry excuse for a back!”</p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" src="http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Hulk%20Hogan%20Tattoo.jpg" style="width: 514px; height: 446px;" /></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>9. The One That Puts Your Excessive Shoulder Hair To Good Use</strong><br /> There are two types of people in the world. There are the ones who are self-conscious about excessive body hair, and the ones who use that body hair to create horrible tattoos.</p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEis5ucTTLuSMBFaXNcA7bhycgqYzGhHA4c6CCzUNStuxzu1s_RW_xTv52zRmnHuo9RRYmTUFU2cTxZPDqGaSv-Xm6pBBTxyfI6ejK9imgpyIQ8WJAYhNgkEi_qox0QAOWpors6ELD2vQV3g/s400/tattoo.png" style="width: 477px; height: 615px;" /></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>8. The One That Illustrates Your Secret Desire To Be A Superhero</strong><br /> Look we all wish we had super powers, but most of us don’t decide to turn our chests into a flesh-torn homage to Spider-Man. We prefer to use that particular area to pay tribute to Captain Planet.</p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" src="http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n65/izabrani/Spiderman-tattoo.jpg" style="width: 488px; height: 447px;" /></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>7. The One That Implies E.T. Gave Birth To Jesus</strong><br /> We always thought the idea of a virgin giving birth to the Messiah was a bit of a stretch. What happens when E.T. is that virgin? That’s a belief system we can get behind. (Also, we love flying bicycles.)</p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" src="http://www.robbywells.com/images/et-tattoo.jpg" style="width: 519px; height: 725px;" /></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>6. The One That Implies You Might Inappropriately Love Chunk</strong><br /> Sloth may love Chunk, but we’re not sure how he’d feel about that tattoo.</p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" src="http://zhippo.com/ClassicTattooHOSTED/images/gallery/Goonies_Sloth_Tattoo_L.jpg" style="width: 525px; height: 893px;" /></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>5. The One that Might Have Helped A Witness Identify You</strong><br /> Police Officer: “Ma’am do you see the man who stole your purse in this police lineup?”<br /> Victim: “Yes, Officer. It’s the guy with the tattoos all over his face.”<br /> Police Officer: “Are you certain?”<br /> Victim: “Uh… yeah.”</p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7Jrgv7C4jRk_110l_X5HjMSj7_7GwY3YZ5sf4KlOab9znKv2IzqKfDqYF1WeJtKzcB08jkcpQBlpMZRTJL2O4xW7UMQz8TjHCDc7aemjUK2MXzoixtQUFxZ1ghDtZ5QKeoBtIh8DHGrYm/s400-r/wordless.weird.tattoo2.jpg" style="width: 529px; height: 452px;" /></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>4. The One That Crosses A Hot Dog With The Fonz</strong><br /> We’re not exactly sure what this tattoo is supposed to express. We just know this hot dog can turn a jukebox on by hitting it, and he’s really popular with the ladies. He’s also pretty good at water skiing in a leather jacket.</p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1SgCDTx6R6sqe3hfx5ZOjrSZhuPdZaIOjuxCzTvGuimOwcNo0tu_fiJfbbLmfmL5hqCFN4UeinpoTsBWJK8VFxfPDZ13JIzJYviyKGnleY0XHMjDDwZHCjpWkOevcPeuscNblbIhiJiw/s400/1.jpg" style="width: 535px; height: 918px;" /></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>3. The One Of Ed O’Neill</strong><br /> This guys is really excited about the premiere of “Modern Family.”</p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" src="http://www.pics24h.com/img/misc/tv-show-inspired-tattoos/tv-show-inspired-tattoos01.jpg" style="width: 533px; height: 710px;" /></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>2. The One That Is Supposed To Be A Little Girl And/Or An Old Woman</strong><br /> The following tattoo is of:<br /> A. A little girl<br /> B. A mature, older woman<br /> C. A satanic doll that can stare into your soul</p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYm1YSVWvAd_JeB7evaKnQR6vKX5Qe8Yh8TOwj67Hs9tpNDGbOSDeIw0kjzW31sli0hDXhu68S_ywfiiYhnCGW7lyIdgS4oVZxhgjx_cs8l-K7YgwRfU1pVHYNKB5aBga37yrbIIKDpbM/s400/ugly+tattoo.jpg" style="width: 540px; height: 527px;" /></p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><strong>1. The One That Tells The World You’ve Completely Given Up</strong><br /> If this guy isn’t a serial killer or a board game themed super villain, then he’s clearly missed his calling.</p><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><p style="text-align: justify;"><img alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgbc7a0joWcOXxDHKl8Gdh-QTXWvExMGSIDSS61PtLkl0oAmXbSqvOsgU_fKd4L1lBAJwoOhSnHpwa-FGtGtu78mnHpW_tiuwJ35gJInlj-Z_gnVjjqTOcZEfmTGfKF6JD_GBaTuHi8RY/s400/CheckerboardTattooFace.jpg" style="width: 534px; height: 610px;" /></p>

20 Worst Tattoos For Men | Stupid Idiots

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